Tales from the Tendring Flatlands

Tales from the Tendring Flatlands
Summer Bassing

Friday 20 September 2013

Where Are They Now ?

Who ? The crew from The Mighty Mole boat trips of 2007-2012, that's who.

Left - Allotment Clive - Now an actor, currently staring as Benny in a re-make of Crossroads
Right - Phil Calver -Still fishing and irritating people with his "You're not keeping that, are you ?" bollocks
Below - Smeg Sawyer - Working as a drag queen in Old Compton Street
Below - Goozerman - Worked for a short while as a double for George Clooney. Now a full time hermit in Capel St Mary
Below - Ian Kettle - Coincidently, also working as a double, for Rab C Nesbit
Below - The Mighty Turdster - Preys on vulnerable women on internet dating websites ( this is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. No need to exaggerate for comedy effect in this instance)
Below - (Sh)Anus and Elliot Morris - Emigrated to Winnipeg, Canada
Below - Poodle - Exiled to somewhere in the west country, where he spends most of his time sitting upstairs peering through his binoculars at his female neighbours (much the same as he did in Capel)
And for your pleasure, here's some more pictures of the legend that is Poodle Riley

Below - The Mighty Mole
 And a few more........


We had some great trips and I miss 'em. Good company, always a good laugh and usually a few fish too.


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